This RCA Lawton Turntable "features a real, working 3-speed turntable for spinning your old vinyl favorites, plus an AM/FM analog radio and full-function CD player. LCD backlit display, built-in stereo speakers. Made of solid wood and veneer, with a real metal horn and hand crank that really turns." All for $299.95 at
Spilsbury.com. Next, I will want
a mechanical Visionette TV with a DVD player and built-in TiVo.