Now on
Ebay (link subject to rot), asking price $5,000:
"Advertise your company's name or website on a court stenographer's nails. That's right.. on my nails!!! Due to my line of work, being a Court Stenographer / Court Reporter, every time I am working, where is the whole room staring while I'm typing away on my little Machine? On my nails.. That's where.
I can even do my pretty little toes too!! I always wear open-toe shoes! You never know who is looking at those toes!! This is not a joke! I am serious."