It's a slow day. All found today was a three-year-old joke about a Bud ad on the Blue Screen of Death.
"In an effort to boost sagging revenue growth, Microsoft today announced it will begin selling advertising space on the company's world famous Blue Screen of Death. Displayed more than a billion times a day globally, the blue screen has a captive audience, with over 90 percent of the computer desktops in the world. This makes it an excellent platform for advertisers, comparable only to the Super Bowl and makes watching the blue screen just about as exciting."
Kind of clever, actually. The numbers definitely add up.