First Impression makes answering machine and voice-mail messages. They explain, "In this fast paced business climate we thrive in, your hold button is frequently the first "person" your callers will meet." The cartoon above came from their site, click it to zoom in.
Some other companies that sell greetings: A1, Interactive Voices. I would rather give my VM a celebrity voice instead.
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