Now on eBay: "Tired of seeing advertising everywhere you go? From billboards to commercials, advertising has invaded our precious time with no end in sight. However, mankind has always had the option of ignoring these ads. Don't like a commercial? Change the channel! Don't like a print ad? Flip the page!
But there is a new type of advertising that is rapidly gaining ground: forehead advertising. These ads will be inescapable, especially if you have to visually interact with that soulless human posing as a walking billboard. That is, unless you have the Forehead Ad Blocker!"