Mom Lays Her Firstborn on Advertising Altar

It's not that toddlers are bona fide advertising technology, but I was dreaming about a chance to write a headline like this forever. Anyway, some mom is offering advertisers to buy Jake, kind of. She wants $100,000 for your right to put a logo on the boy. Call me overly sensitive (by the industry's standards), but I'm not putting the guy's picture up here; he'll have to live with his mom's, uhm, bright idea forever. Here's the mom, though.